Saturday 21 May 2011

Did the Apocalypse take place?


Did the promised Apocalypse take place today at 6? I haven't had a chance to pop out this afternoon, so can't be sure. The BBC is still running so I take this to mean that either:
a) the world hasnt ended.
b) it has ended, but as promised the unbelievers have briefly survived, and the BBC is therefore a hot-bed of unbelief, (thus I too have been classified as unsaved).
or
c) the world has ended and I am in a heaven or hell which is identical in every way to my previous world. In which case the whole concept of apocalypse has been greatly exagerrated.
d) They got the dates wrong again.

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